scaryleeroy:

More hot things to say during sex:

  • Young sensei
  • Crimson leaves, falling
  • She asked none of those questions
  • It looks just like the picture!
  • If you are feeling ill please let a proctor know so they can DESTROY your test
  • I am lucky
  • See the Grand Canyon
  • Complaining about the Harry Potter fandom
  • Mention of Clueless
  • human free will
  • A dolphin’s not on a leash
  • How many women speak Chinese?
  • Woof

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

waluiqi:

sexualbae:

waluiqi:

why are so many people offended by bagged milk

FUCK BAGGED MILK FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE SLIT THAT YOU HAVE TO CUT OPEN BC ITS A PIECE OF SHIT BAG WITHOUT A LID OR A CAP

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placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

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perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny
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